As my stats number increases I often wonder how these people stumbled upon my lonely, little blog out of the infinite sites available to them on the World Wide Web. Who are they and what are they like? I had a feeling I might appeal to the annoyed, the sarcastic, and obviously the bitchy.
As luck would have it, WordPress just so happens to reveal what some of these viewers typed into a search engine that ultimately lead them to my page. Some were my target audience, sadly the most rare. Other search topics just made me laugh. And then there are simply the ones that made me want to give up on writing altogether.
Let me elaborate. The following queries, I shit you not, are what people are actually searching for (spelling and all). And they landed on my page! Clearly, I have a problem and it’s my writing.
Possibly they have been to my page before?
-how to get rid of an annoying bitch
Easy one, write a blog post about her.
-truthful bitchy rants
-tired of stupid people at work.
-I’m a good enough person to forgive you, but not stupid enough to trust you.
I like you.
-I bitch therefore I am
I like you even more.
-You know you suck when even your mom unfriends you on facebook.
-loving my work status for facebook
-signs your incredibly boring
If you’re bored enough to search for the signs then you are a fucking Boron. A Boring Moron.
-your spouse sucking the life out of you
-Life sucks when you have a good heart.
-life sucks without sex
-whats wrong with the world
-fuck is also important in our life.
-i wonder what normal people think about
I wonder why there aren’t more normal people reading my blog.
-when live sucks jump
WTF? I have never been an advocate of suicide. Annoying people should not kill themselves. They just shouldn’t breed.
-big boobs ugly face
-I need something funny, but insulting for the insecure girls stalking on facebook
-Red traffic light hooker
-facebook stalking… i wish you would update more
WTF? ON CRACK
-Open your mouth a purse falls out
WTF does that even mean? Eat a sandwich like a normal person.
-Wife thinks im a idiot for going bald
I don’t recall ever doing a post on hair restoration or how it may affect your brain function. Perhaps your wife thought you were an idiot all along.
There is more but I think you get the idea. Anyway, no matter how you found your way here I am glad you made it.