I open up Yahoo!’s homepage on Monday morning and “Suri Cruise learns how to ride a bike” is the biggest, boldest news headline I see. First of all, the LAST thing I want to read about when I arrive at work on an early Monday morning is a spoiled, little, rich girl who will probably never have to work a day in her life. My retina’s are burning. Secondly, can someone please tell me how the fuck this is FRONT PAGE NEWS?
Quick, somebody alert the President! A 6 year-old girl is learning how to ride a bike! I’m more surprised they haven’t bought her a hover craft, yet.
If Suri was learning how to ride public transportation, then that might be news. If she was learning how to roll a joint, then that might be news. If she was learning that her father is an overrated wackjob, then she might be catching up with the rest of the world.
Is this really what the general population cares about?
EXTRA! EXTRA! Extra stupid shit in the news today.