I took the time out of my crazy schedule to define some of the words you may not be familiar with. Some are self explanatory, while others are a bit more complex. Anyway, I’ll update it as needed.
Bitchtastic: Something so incredibly bitchy that you can’t help but smile.
Bitchometer: a scale ranging from evil bitch to good bitch and in some cases doormat/loser/D-list to boss/leader/A-list.
Boron: a boring moron.
Costars: The people I will be friends with forever.
Deleted Scene: When someone is dishonorably discharged from your life, and thus, a social outcast.
Diary: invented to prevent diarrhea of the mouth. It’s purpose is to help those with uncontrollable, pathetic feelings pouring out their pie-holes, stinking of desperation and the need for attention.
Evil Bitch: a manipulative, unrelenting, morose person. They always have ill intentions. Evil bitches breed misery. They give good bitches a bad name.
Friend Capacity: When your popularity is so overwhelming that your social life is nearing breaking load. People must be added to the Friend Wait List.
Friend Wait List: Potential best friends that you wish you had time for.
Good Bitch: A good bitch is a bitchtastic time. They are often misunderstood but still well-liked throughout the community. They are compassionate yet still understand the meaning of kill or be killed.
Idiot Traffic Light: any traffic light that isn’t green when I get there.
Over-drive-over-anal-yze mode: to over think a situation to the point that you drive yourself crazy and look like an ass in everyone else’s eyes.
Psycho, boy-crazed, desperate for attention, bring-you-down, coffin of depression: Run! Run as fast and as far as you can from this ticking time bomb of a human!