The Bitchtastic Glossary

I took the time out of my crazy schedule to define some of the words you may not be familiar with. Some are self explanatory, while others are a bit more complex. Anyway, I’ll update it as needed.

Bitchtastic:  Something so incredibly bitchy that you can’t help but smile.

Bitchometer: a scale ranging from evil bitch to good bitch and in some cases doormat/loser/D-list to boss/leader/A-list.

Boron: a boring moron.

Costars:  The people I will be friends with forever.

Deleted Scene:  When someone is dishonorably discharged from your life, and thus, a social outcast.

Diary: invented to prevent diarrhea of the mouth. It’s purpose is to help those with uncontrollable, pathetic feelings pouring out their pie-holes, stinking of desperation and the need for attention.

Evil Bitch: a manipulative, unrelenting, morose person. They always have ill intentions. Evil bitches breed misery. They give good bitches a bad name.

Friend Capacity:  When your popularity is so overwhelming that your social life is nearing breaking load. People must be added to the Friend Wait List.

Friend Wait List:  Potential best friends that you wish you had time for.

Good Bitch:  A good bitch is a bitchtastic time. They are often misunderstood but still well-liked throughout the community.  They are compassionate yet still understand the meaning of kill or be killed.

Idiot Traffic Light:  any traffic light that isn’t green when I get there.

Over-drive-over-anal-yze mode: to over think a situation to the point that you drive yourself crazy and look like an ass in everyone else’s eyes.

Psycho, boy-crazed, desperate for attention, bring-you-down, coffin of depression: Run! Run as fast and as far as you can from this ticking time bomb of a human!

7 Responses to “The Bitchtastic Glossary”

  1. admiralsol February 17, 2012 at 6:52 am #

    I like your terms! Simply because they seem like perfect fits for most situations, but aren’t blatantly obvious what they are about… at least most of them..
    Would you mind if I used them in real life too? I seriously like the terms “Deleted Scene” “Friend Wait List” and “Bitchtastic” Oh! But I wouldn’t use it online, unless I could link it to this page on your blog.

    Anyways, I like the feel of your blog!

    • the bitchy truth February 17, 2012 at 9:53 am #

      I’d be flattered if you used them! lol I’m glad you like it!

  2. theforgottenwife March 23, 2012 at 8:47 pm #

    Wow, I didn’t know that someone had put words to things that I already knew. I’ll be able to use your awesome shorthand from now on! Thank you so much for this terrific public service to the rest of the bitches out there!

  3. society duck April 2, 2012 at 1:19 pm #

    do you mind if i use these when I go back to hell- I mean, school?

    • TBT April 4, 2012 at 10:32 am #

      Have at it! That’s what it’s here for! 😉

  4. cisca (@uberkrafty) April 16, 2012 at 6:13 pm #

    Love the glossary… wished I came up with sooner 😉

    • TBT April 20, 2012 at 1:41 pm #

      thank you! 🙂

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